| Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 |
| 6:44 pm |
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| Saturday, June 7th, 2008 |
| 10:28 pm |
Nothing suprizes me these days
Here's a little exercise for you: 1. Go to MetroSeeq, this new location based search thingy. 2. Set the City to Washington D.C. 3. In the search box enter "Hot ass" 4. Admire the first hit. |
| Thursday, April 10th, 2008 |
| 9:58 pm |
Well don't that just beat all?
The fact that this movie even exists sends me into fits of laughter. Looks like it's only getting a handful of theaters. Who wants to check it out if it gets a wide release? Current Mood:  refreshed |
| Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 |
| 5:45 pm |
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| Saturday, January 19th, 2008 |
| 2:12 am |
Summary of Cloverfield
J.J. Abrams (to movie audience): Thank you for giving me your 9 dollars. Now sit on this and spin. Current Mood:  amused |
| Thursday, October 11th, 2007 |
| 3:28 pm |
Learn Christianity the MANGA Way!
It would appear that Japanese comic books depicting bible stories will be hitting the shelves soon. I welcome this as I have always thought that the Old Testament needed more giant robots and tentacle rape. Moses standing before the Red Sea screaming for three whole chapters until his hair turns a spiky yellow. He then parts the sea with one large, focused Chi blast. Hopefully this will not compete with the wonderful project of translating the bible into lolcats pigdin. Current Mood:  chipper |
| Friday, September 14th, 2007 |
| 3:30 pm |
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| Thursday, July 19th, 2007 |
| 5:29 am |
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| Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 |
| 12:41 am |
Bet you thought I forgot about this
Questions, Questions, Questions: "Because to me 'cut' implies a clean singular motion. 'Stab' on the other hand gives the impression that I'm going to keep sticking you with a knife until something falls off." 1.) Given the above quote, which bladed instrument do you imagine being described? Please specify for each verb if different. 2.) Similarly, given the above scenario, which bladed instrument would you prefer to wield? Please specify for each verb if different. 3.) Which is your favorite song off Bagged and Boarded, and why? 4.) How is the Scion xB working out for you? 5.) Please recapture, in your own words, the raw emotion of the time when you led your army of cybernetically enhanced Kangaroo Rats to battle against the combined forces of the Pope's Swiss Guard and Akron Ohio Ladies Auxiliary. ( I need answers, answers, ANSWERS! ) |
| Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 |
| 11:42 pm |
It's Official: I'm an Uncle
At roughly 1:30 this afternoon my sister Nancy gave birth to an eight pound five ounce boy, Ryder Tray. Welcome aboard, Ryder. Current Mood:  cheerful |
| Monday, April 16th, 2007 |
| 7:39 pm |
Quentin Tarantino will never direct the story of my life
1.) While I do enjoy old movies, I do not obsess over them to the degree required. 2.) I do not speak nearly enough. Faced with the inability to pepper droll, esoteric references throughout the dialogue, Tarantino's brain would collapse under its own weight and implode. 3.) There wouldn't be enough roles which can be filled by the vast throng of out-of-work starlets. 4.) I was taught to use better language than that. 5.) My life has nothing (however tangental) to do with Los Angeles in general or Hollywood specifically. I count my blessings everyday. 6.) I don't see Tarantino having the proper skill to capture the raw emotion of the time when I led my army of cybernetically enhanced Kangaroo Rats to battle against the combined forces of the Pope's Swiss Guard and Akron Ohio Ladies Auxiliary. Current Mood:  dorky |
| Thursday, February 8th, 2007 |
| 2:48 am |
Pimp My Shitter!
Without a doubt this has to be the greatest sweepstakes ever devised by the human mind. Imagine the joy of some dedicated online gamer who realizes they never have to disgracefully soil another sock again. Current Mood:  giddy |
| Friday, December 1st, 2006 |
| 12:54 am |
This quiz lies. There are no soft spots to my armor. If any of you found one, you did so because I let you. I'm an angry beast filled with hate, anger, and unrequited feelings for kittens. Hear me roar: Meeeep. |
| Friday, November 17th, 2006 |
| 9:52 am |
My idea of fun
1.) Book passage on this cruise.2.) Acquire 1 monocle, 1 pith helmet, 1 pair khaki shorts, 1 elephant gun with plenty of rock salt. 3.) Bring along a friend who looks good in a loincloth, can wear a bone in their nose and doesn't mind fanning you with palm fronds when you aren't "out on safari" 4.) When the ship is safely out to sea, get all Dick Cheney up in that piece. |
| Sunday, October 29th, 2006 |
| 3:41 am |
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| Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006 |
| 9:13 am |
Brain Fuzzy
I came to the realization last night that two movies, namely The Tuxedo and The Jacket, are inexorably linked in my mind. While neither one is a particular favorite of mine I would love to see these movies with their principle actors swapped. Jackie Chan trapped in an insane asylum, traveling through time via expiermental drugs and a cadaver fridge? Hell yes. Sign me up. A story about a damn near unstoppable Adrian Brody in weapons-grade evening wear? I'd pay good money to see that. These sound like awesome movies. It's a shame no one has bothered to make them. |
| Thursday, August 17th, 2006 |
| 2:09 am |
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| Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 |
| 12:19 am |
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| Wednesday, March 29th, 2006 |
| 8:53 pm |
Recursive Beer Function
I managed to watch Primer the other day and came to the conclusion that the version of a time machine portrayed in the movie was not terribly useful. Either that or they were using it in a round about way. In the movie the characters turn on a box and leave it, go do whatever it is they do, then later enter the box. The box generates a field which causes it to reference the same minute over and over again. So when they leave the box it is at the time that they initially had turned it on, it kept referencing that minute. They proceed to try and make a fortune on the stock market by sending themselves back to the the start of the day and investing on the big winners they recorded. If you had a device that could reference a single point in time continuously, why the hell would you want to crawl inside? Me? I'd put a bottle of beer in there and turn it on. That way whenever I was feeling a little dry I could flip the machine on and reference that time when the beer was in there and take it out. I could do this again and again. Effectively I could drink myself to liver failure for $1.50. Speaking of which I'd throw a five dollar bill in there with my beer so I can make a little profit with my boozing. |
| Friday, March 17th, 2006 |
| 7:34 am |
St. Patty's Day query
So do you think Gene Simmons goes around all day in T-Shirt that reads "Irish me, I'm KISS?" How would one go about "Irishing" someone else? Would it involve prison ships bound for Austrailia or eating children? |
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